Things I'm thinking:

1. I just painted my nails, so they will probably be all messed up by the time I finish this.

2. I have a bad headache, so I decided against taking medication mainly because I am an idiot.

3. Did I tell you that a bird flew around in my apartment for over an hour last night? Oh yes, I believe I did.

4. I got a lot of makeup at Sephora this weekend. I think I am recreating Operation Turn Cindy Into A Girl from my most recent favorite book, but instead of "Cindy" we're going to insert "Laura."

5. I want to go fishing and catch lots of brag-worthy stuff.

6. I am very, very, very tired of my kids, and I almost cursed at them about twenty times today. No lie. I feel like I would have spit fire if I weren't worried about having to herd everyone outside afterward.

7. There's this gradual self-tanning lotion that I use, and the other day I used too much too close to bedtime...and woke up reincarnated as a melty dreamsicle. And yes I still wore a skirt to school.

8. The AC is broken in our school, so we've been sweltering and sweating and using the fans the county office sent us even though they really just make noise and circulate 90-degree air.

9. Going back to the makeup thing, I wore some of it this week. The first time, one of my kids noticed, then said, "Your eyes look really shiny." The second time, two kids asked me if I'd been sweating because "It looks like you've been sweating around your eyes, up around here" [point to browbone]. I hadn't been (yet), in case you were wondering. I think I either need to not wear makeup at all, or wear it every day and do a way better job applying it.

10. Because of said AC issue, we have a half day tomorrow. :-D I'll gladly sweat a few days for that.