comment fail.

So, there's that writer's workshop thing that I'm doing, and I posted my post (hah) on there, and as required, I tried to comment on the three posters before me.  Well, heckfire.  Darn if three of the FOUR I read didn't make you give your email before commenting.  I don't want to give you my email, people.  Number one, I don't know why you need it if you're not going to use it, and I don't want you to use it.  Number two, it's my name.  And I'm sure that it would be outrageously easy for you to find my name and address and credit card numbers and shoe size and mascara brand somehow without me giving it to you, but at least I'm making you try.

Please don't make me give you my email address.  Because I will leave you zero comment love if that's the case.  Just sayin'.  If you're so paranoid that you require email, then shouldn't you understand my paranoia about leaving my email address?  Yes?

That stressed me out way more than it needed to.