Check out this pretty freakin' sweet joke:
Three vampires walked into a bar.
The bartender asked, "What can I get you?"
"I'll take a glass of blood," said the first vampire.
"I'll also have a glass of blood, please," said the second vampire.
"I'd like a glass of plasma," said the third vampire.
The bartender said, "Okay, so let's see, I've got two bloods and a blood light?"
That's ONE, AH AH AH AH...
Now's TWO, AH AH AH AH...
Actually, there's not a second one. But Alexandra gave me a Napoleon Dynamite quotation book for Christmas, and I must say that it's pretty freakin' sweet. I read probably half the book with Andrew tonight when he was in the middle of getting ready for bed and I was about to get ready for bed. We stood in the bathroom doorway for fifteen minutes at least, me reading the book out loud (attempting correct voices, too) and us both dying laughing. I love those quotes! Huzzah! That was a great present, cool kid. I like it I like it a lot.
My eyelids are sticky, whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa...my eyelids are sticky, oh don't you know...the way I can fix it, is to go to sleep...to lie in my bed, and not make a peep.
Sing that to the tune of "On Top of Old Smokey"/"On Top of Spaghetti" and it works. Really, do it. I'm not kidding. It's a good one. You'll see. It's right up there with the mustard song and the Johnny Depp song and the someone's truck song and the hungry song and the guide your lines song and whatever song I made up today on the way to Chen's Bistro that was awesome too. Alexandra, do you remember what that was? It was a good one, too. I just don't remember it. But don't forget, guys, sing my song to that tune. It works out.
Fo sho, my eyelids really are sticky. I should really really be going to bed now. I was going to be in bed by midnight tonight, then Napoleon and the computer got in the way. Darn. Goodnight.
2 comments:
no i can't remember it. darn. i'll try, though, because it was really good.
ask evan. he might remember. probably not, but it's worth a try.
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