Why We ROCK

This list is due solely--at least, as far as I know--to Jennica's genius.

"In the Sweet Suite (especially our room) you will find:

1- Balls. lots of balls. (thanks to an exploding pillow)
2- Clay Masks and Ninja Turtles
3- Harmonizing
4- I'm about to get naked, I'd appreciate it if you left...
5- algae water
6- shhh WHO'S SLEEPING??
7- He's a druid he can't tell time..
8- Hulk Hogan! (and vh1 and escandalo tv)
9- smorgasms for Marc Broussard
10- Home Alone over and over again!
11- dirty red Duke thong
12- mistletoe, eggnog, snowflakes, and "The Smell of Christmas"
13- steak cravings
14- late-night back massaging and burning popcorn
15- the crush calculator mayhem!
16- mmm men's deodorant lets put it on the fan
17- Bwuu ha ha ha ha (some room nearby)
18- Beat that for me, would ya?
19- Avian flu
20- Blue Klay Men
21- 'Boo (insert anything Laura doesn't like)'
22- EZbeth's amazing "Southern Accent"
23- Mothasuckin anything
24- Pink 7Up+
25- Clean dishes...just kidding, you'll never find those

and of course the SQUIIIIIRRRELS NEST!!"

Oh, good times. Sorry most of you won't understand one bit of this. For the rest of you, enjoy, because it's the truth about what goes on here.