If I were a monkey, I would pick things up with my toes.
If I were an elephant, I would pretend like my trunk was a helicopter. Or hit other animals with it. Or make it into a sprinkler and watch the wiggly rainbows.
If I were a mink, I would rub my belly all day long.
If I were a cat, I would chase spots of light and invisible bugs. And I would sleep as much as possible. But let's be honest, I would do that no matter the form in which I existed.
If I were a dog, I would dig holes and roll in the loose dirt.
If I were a dragonfly, I would perch. A lot. And let people admire me.
If I were a...an onion was the next thing that popped in my head. Not exactly an animal, but...if I were an onion, I would be in a cheesy chicken and wild rice casserole with buttery corn flakes on top.
If I were an owl, I would turn my head way far around and stare at people.
If I were a bird, I would sing and fly. Duh.
If I were a gorilla, I'd make lots of growly gorilla noises. All. the. time.
If I were a deer, I'd try not to get shot and I'd do a whole lot of loping in the interim.
If I were a fish, I'd just make fishy faces, but not take pictures of myself while doing it. Come on, I didn't say I was a teenaged girl.
If I were an above-earth worm, I'd sunbathe on leaves and munch away at the same time. It would be like sunbathing on top of a mound of chili-cheese fries.
If I were an earthworm, I'd work really hard on growing more hearts.
If I were an eagle/falcon thing, I'd screech as much as possible. Screeching is fun.
If I were a t-rex, I'd probably not be able to stop laughing at my arms.
If I were a hyena, I'd probably not be able to stop laughing.
So...I guess I would do a lot of the same stuff that I already do now.
1 comment:
elephant is my favorite
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